Self-care Enthusiast Mugs

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

To Do List: Get out of bed.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Doctors to screen for depression.

"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."

"I think you just found my funny bone."

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

When Something Good Happens: "If something food can happen then something bad can happen!"

'I have excellence fatigue.'

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

'Oh, you're crazy, I'm crazy, WE'RE ALL CRAZY!'

Spa: Pamper yourself.

"Quit cracking your knuckles. It's not good for you, unless I do it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'My therapist says I'm not a pig. I have an eating disorder.'

Burn out

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

Orange worrying about cellulite.

'Someone offered you a senior discount today, didn't they, Margaret?'

'Anyone seen my aerosol varnish?'

'Don't weigh yourself, mum - we like to see you happy!'

'I developed an anxiety disorder googling my health problem symptoms and getting 50 illness I could have.'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Burnout.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Time for some me time!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm watching what I eat.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."