Self-care Enthusiast Pillows

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

To Do List: Get out of bed.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Doctors to screen for depression.

"I think you just found my funny bone."

"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

When Something Good Happens: "If something food can happen then something bad can happen!"

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

'Oh, you're crazy, I'm crazy, WE'RE ALL CRAZY!'

'I have excellence fatigue.'

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

"Quit cracking your knuckles. It's not good for you, unless I do it."

Burn out

Spa: Pamper yourself.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'My therapist says I'm not a pig. I have an eating disorder.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

'Someone offered you a senior discount today, didn't they, Margaret?'

Orange worrying about cellulite.

'Anyone seen my aerosol varnish?'

'Don't weigh yourself, mum - we like to see you happy!'

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

"Do you ever think you might be overdoing the whole moisturiser thing?"

"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."

"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

Tight skin.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Mental health

'How bad do I want a girlfriend?'