Self-groomer Mugs

The male species

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Bathing the dog

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Too much concealer?"

"Absolutely not!"

Dogs shaving

Dating is so expensive...

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Mr Metrosexual.