Home Grooming Mugs

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Bathing the dog

"Too much concealer?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dogs shaving

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'