Home Grooming Gifts

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

"Be creative...!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'