Diy Grooming Pro Gifts

I shave my own wool, but there's always one spot I can't reach.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Be creative...!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Movember

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

The Cat Spa

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Nice haircut."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Hair Traffic control.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'