Hair Grooming Gifts

"Well, you're in good hands. When people come to Jerome's, I give them exactly what they came for!"

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Bathing the dog

Rapunzel in the Morning

Dogs shaving

"Be creative...!"

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Absolutely not!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts