Animal Grooming Gifts

What female dogs think about their looks.

Bathing a Cat

"Hair balls are a thing of the past since I switched to moist towelettes."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Dog Park

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Bathing the dog

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

The First Martian Dog.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Dogs shaving

Super pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).