Grooming Gifts

'Not too much off the back.'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."

The Queens Guard hair do.

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'

"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."

'I think you could be onto something.'

When Rob used the word 'love' he was always talking about his hair.

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"A rotary nasal hair trimmer! However did you guess?"

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Old pumpkin spice

'I thought it was confetti too, until I saw Mom shaving Dad's back on the patio.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'I see he's still self conscious about those braces on his teeth.'

Victoria's secret.

"You've still got a mouhful of bad teeth.."

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!