Groomers Gifts

Brushing Hair with Machinery

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Foster failure"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Skeleton playing fetch.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Dog Park

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."