Groom Gifts

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'And when she says jump, do you promise to ask how high?'

"Your best man hasn't shown up either. Probably just a coincidence."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'He Will!'

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

It Starts: "That's what you're wearing?"

'It will never last...!'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

'I now pronounce you man and wife...'

Wedding Selfie

'And do you, James, believe you deserved that beating Annie gave you for inviting your ex-girlfriend to the wedding.'

"Yes I had a fling with her best friend - but it's not a suitable topic for your best man's speech!"

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'It was her father's last wish. He said I could marry her over his dead body.'

Margy knew it was a bad idea to let her father video the wedding.

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"What's your dad waiting for-a receipt?"

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Bride, Groom, and Mother in Law.

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."