Horse Groom Gifts

'Gather round everyone! Bob has a new rug and we're going to see how long it takes him to get out of it!'

Surburban Puzzle.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Sufficient for the Day,' etc

'Fresh straw, clean water bucket, haynet...no carrot on my pillow!! Who hired this groom?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Biofelineism

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Canine Companion

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Dog Park

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."