Horse Groom Gifts

'Gather round everyone! Bob has a new rug and we're going to see how long it takes him to get out of it!'

Surburban Puzzle.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Sufficient for the Day,' etc

'Fresh straw, clean water bucket, haynet...no carrot on my pillow!! Who hired this groom?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Canine Companion

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Dog Park

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'