Pet Groomer Gifts

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Obedience School Graduation

'If I don't walk him every day, he gets so depressed.' (dog talking to another dog).

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'Don't look at me!'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I really didn't want him, but I need him to cover up the fact that I sometimes smell like a wet dog."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

Canine conundrum.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Frank Gehry's backyard

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Did we get you out of bed, Doctor?'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'A word of advice. Never try to wax your cat.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Veterinarian putting whiskers on cat, titled 'The Cat Whiskerer'.

Labrador Non-retriever