Horse Groomer Gifts

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Stableboy for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog Park

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Dog lover

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Be kind"

Dogs shaving

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."