Horse Groomer Gifts

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Stableboy for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Dog Park

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Dogs shaving

Super pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).