Groomer Gifts

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I'm afraid it's beginning to show a little on top, Brother Francis."

The wool club for mammoths.

When groomers go bad.

The Prim Reaper.

Barber shop for birds.

'I think it blew a fuse.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Biofelineism

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"