Grooming Expert Gifts

The Organic

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Facial hair continental drift.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Bathing the dog

"Too much concealer?"

"Be creative...!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

"Absolutely not!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Movember