Grooming Gurus Gifts

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

"Careful - the aftershave is flammable."

'So what's your complaint? '

Pop Culture.

"If Lewis Hamilton can ditch his nose stud, you can clip your nose hair bling."

"Just let me cut it."

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Very good Mr Johnson. Now perhaps you could repeat your proposal whilst simultaneously stroking your beard? Somehow that makes you more convincing..."

When beardy blokes meet...

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

Grooming Tips

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

'Honey, we have guests coming for Easter dinner. Please trim your nose hare!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

The latest in bandage technology.

Jesus Shaves

Jesus Shaves

Safari man shearing lions mane.

The Beard Movement

What's the best way to groom a neck-beard? Um

COVID Silhouette Portraits.

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.