Grooming Gurus Pillows

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

'So what's your complaint? '

"Just let me cut it."

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Very good Mr Johnson. Now perhaps you could repeat your proposal whilst simultaneously stroking your beard? Somehow that makes you more convincing..."

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

Grooming Tips

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

The latest in bandage technology.

Jesus Shaves

Safari man shearing lions mane.

The Beard Movement

COVID Silhouette Portraits.

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Bathing the dog