Grooming Professional Pillows

Adult Barbershop

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Movember

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"