Grooming Pillows

'Not too much off the back.'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

The Queens Guard hair do.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"A rotary nasal hair trimmer! However did you guess?"

'I think you could be onto something.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."

Old pumpkin spice

When Rob used the word 'love' he was always talking about his hair.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"You've still got a mouhful of bad teeth.."

'You should try a Brazilian, it's very invigorating.'

'Oh no! Bad antenna day!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'Hair Tonic'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'If I have to perch here all day, then you really need to do something about your ear hair.'