Animal Grooming Gurus Pillows

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Be creative...!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Santa Dog

Movember

"Nice haircut."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

The Cat Spa