Animal Grooming Gurus Prints

With your prematurely white fur, I had no idea you were so young. Have you heard of "Just for Wolverines" fur coloring?

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Dating is so expensive...

Dogs shaving

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Santa Dog

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Nice haircut."

When fleas talk...

The Cat Spa

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"