Personal Grooming Gifts

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."

'See you later, Honey.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"For Facetime or Zoom?.."

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

'Anyone seen my aerosol varnish?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Goodness, have you been clawing your way to the top?'

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

"Oh! Now I get it!"

I love my hair straighteners.

'Your teeth are okay, but that mustache will have to go.'

Hair transplant on the cheap!

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

My Life in Beards.

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

'Do your toenails need cutting?'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Acme Deodorant.

Beards and Facial Piercings

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Leg shaving

Beauty Salon - Husband says to salon owner, 'Well, on the face of it, I'd say you've failed'.

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"This business is all about relationships. The guy who whitens my teeth is a cousin of the guy who does my Hair implants and his Sister-in-Law does my Botox."