Self-grooming Gifts

Vain Pony Rider

'I don't fancy going bald! All that extra face to wash.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year