Self-grooming Adventurer Gifts

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Congratulations on the new you!

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

My Life in Beards.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Twenty Blades Razor

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Working from Home during COVID-19

"The full partner look."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Take ten years off the top.'