Self-grooming Adventurer Prints

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Congratulations on the new you!

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Twenty Blades Razor

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Working from Home during COVID-19

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"The full partner look."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Axes 'R' Us Store

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."