Self-surgery Adventurer Gifts

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Congratulations on the new you!

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Anatomy.

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Working from Home during COVID-19

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

After years of fruitless searching Joe Golez finally finds himself.

Flying Doctor.

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

'I've come to the conclusion, Harvey, that you, are your own worst enemy.'

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

See? Just when I finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, this happens.