Medical Adventurer Gifts

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

The landscape for doctors was getting more treacherous.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"This feels so familiar."

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"It appears you have a virus."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

Anatomy.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"I can't find the instructions."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'Let's see now...'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'