Medical Trials Adventurer Gifts

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Scales

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Anatomy.

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

"Is it working?"

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

Bull Treadmill

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Stationary bicycles.

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Spring Training

Doctors' Tour

'I'm afraid that the thin person inside you screaming to get out is in immanent danger of digeston.'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'