Healthcare Adventurer Gifts

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The landscape for doctors was getting more trecherous.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Healthy Patients Only

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Get well soon!

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Scales

"You call all this a side effect?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.