Healthcare Adventurer Pillows

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The landscape for doctors was getting more trecherous.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Get well soon!

Healthy Patients Only

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"You call all this a side effect?"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Scales

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Drug vending machines at hospital.

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"I'll bet he takes other dangerous drugs too! See if we can catch him with an aspirin!"

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?