Medical Trials Adventurer Pillows

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Scales

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Anatomy.

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Bull Treadmill

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

"Is it working?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Stationary bicycles.

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Spring Training

Football Exhaustion

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

Doctors' Tour

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'