Adventurous Medic Gifts

'It's a new drug, recently discovered in the rain forest. Unfortunately, you have to go there to get it.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Fight or flight?"

Anatomy.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Doctors' Tour

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'