Adventurous Healers Gifts

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Fight or flight?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

The Vaccine is coming!

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Doctors' Tour

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Flying Doctor.

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."

'I want to try something new with you.'