Adventurous Healers Gifts

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Fight or flight?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Doctors' Tour

The Vaccine is coming!

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Flying Doctor.

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."

'I want to try something new with you.'

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."