Acupuncture Adventurer Gifts

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

The Vaccine is coming!

Self help acupuncture

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Do it!

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Anatomy.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupuncture.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

Acupressure Gauge

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'I ran out of needles, but this should do the trick just fine.'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'