Acupuncture Enthusiast Gifts

Experienced Acupuncture Wanted.

Self help acupuncture

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Couples Massage

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Witch Doctor

Counselling Cash.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

To compensate for the stress of news broadcasts, Tina's TV came with a built-in massage system.

Troop Therapy

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Cowboy Acupuncture

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Acupressure Gauge

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Acupuncture.