Acupuncture Enthusiast Gifts

Experienced Acupuncture Wanted.

Self help acupuncture

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Couples Massage

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Counselling Cash.

Acupuncture clinic

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Acupuncture.

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Cowboy Acupuncture

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Acupressure Gauge

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Troop Therapy

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."