Acupuncture Admirer Gifts

'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

Self help acupuncture

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Medical Curiosities

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Acupressure Gauge

It had to be you!

Acupuncture.

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'I ran out of needles, but this should do the trick just fine.'

The Vaccine is coming!

'Everybody loves Raymond, but what about ME?'