Healing Arts Admirer Gifts

"Hello...are you the person who glanced briefly at my niece with feelings of jealousy or covetousness?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Covid vaccines

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Peter Gabriel

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Traumatology.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Medical Arts Building

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Big Ballet Dancer.

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

'Everybody loves Raymond, but what about ME?'

NINJA GRAZER

An emergency broken heart.

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Chinese dancers

The Hold Dance