Medical Art Admirer Gifts

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Covid vaccines

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

Doctors in Love.

"I can't find the instructions."

"This feels so familiar."

Paramedics.

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"It appears you have a virus."