Medical Art Appreciator Gifts

Covid vaccines

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Victor Hugo

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

A Macaroni in 1772

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Mikado

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Happy thoughts

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."