Medical Art Appreciator Gifts

Covid vaccines

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Projectile painting.'

Misunderstood artist

Mikado

Cat statues on entrance gate

A Macaroni in 1772

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Happy thoughts

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine