Artful Doctor Gifts

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Little doctor.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Kids Playing Doctor.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Covid vaccines

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Quick! 5-second rule!

Traumatology.

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Medical Arts Building

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

Painting Music

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"It's cooties."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'You're not my usual doctor.'

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."

Telepsychiatry

Waiting Room Art at the Heart Hospital

'Well, this Spanish cosmetic surgeon is really an artist!'

Surgeon sewing tips.