Imaginative Doctors Gifts

Kids Playing Doctor.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

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A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Onion operation.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Junior Doctor.

"Kids."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

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"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"It's cooties."