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Kids Playing Doctor.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

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A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Onion operation.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

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'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Junior Doctor.

"Kids."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

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"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"It's cooties."