Dreamy Doctor T-Shirts

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Junior doctor kits.

Be A Doctor

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"It's cooties."