Doctor's Daydreamer T-Shirts

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Monthly Overhaul

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Where the wild things were."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Phoenix

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."