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'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Be A Doctor

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Graduate Job Openings

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

'I had that crazy dream again where my skin is all rolled up and handed to students in some sort of bizarre ritual at the end of the school year'

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'