Future Doctor Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Anatomy.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'