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Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor