Future Diagnostician T-Shirts

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Bedside Manna.

Anatomy.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.