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'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

Happy Birthday to you.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

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'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.